Reading Acts 10.34-43 OR Isaiah 25:6-9; 1 Corinthians 15.1-11 OR Acts 10:34-43; John 20.1-18; OR Luke 24:1-12
NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Today – Easter Day
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Longford
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Radbourne
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Sutton
3.00p.m. Holy Communion – Dalbury
6.45p.m. Holy Communion – Trusley
Next Sunday – 2nd of Easter
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
10.00a.m. Family Service – Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Sutton
11.15a.m. Holy Communion – Longford
3.00p.m. Evensong – Dalbury
7.00p.m. Evensong – Long Lane
Monday 4th April 7.30p.m. Annual Parochial Church Meeting – Boylestone
Tuesday 5th April 7.30p.m. Fete Planning meeting & Annual Parochial Church Meeting – Sutton
Thursday 7th April 7.00p.m. Annual Parochial Church Meeting Longford
Tuesday 12th April 7.30p.m. Annual Parochial Church Meeting – Church Broughton
We remember in our prayers
Today Easter Day
Monday Brisbane – (Queensland, Australia) The Most Revd Dr Phillip John Aspinall
Anglican Bishop to the Australian Defence Force – (Australia) The Rt Revd Ian Keese Lambert
Brisbane – Northern Region – (Queensland, Australia) The Rt Revd Dr Jonathan Holland
Brisbane – Southern Region – (Queensland, Australia) The Rt Revd Alison Taylor
Brisbane – Western Region – (Queensland, Australia) The Rt Revd Cameron Venables
Tuesday Bristol – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Michael Arthur Hill
Bristol – Swindon – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Lee Stephen Rayfield
Wednesday British Columbia – (British Columbia & the Yukon, Canada) The Rt Revd Logan McMenamie
Retired clergy chaplains The Revd Michael Mookerji and his wife Rachel. We pray for all retired clergy in this Diocese
Thursday Bujumbura – (Burundi) The Rt Revd Eraste Bigirimana
All returning to school and college for a new term, especially those preparing for examinations.
Friday Bukavu – (Congo) The Rt Revd Sylvestre Bahati
Saturday Bukedi – (Uganda) The Rt Revd Samuel Egesa
Church of North India Partnership the Bishop of Sambalpur, Pinuel Dip
ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That’s why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.
Some church notice sheets have a charm all their own, where you know that they MEANT to say….
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practise.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married last Saturday in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days
Please place your donation in the envelope, along with the deceased person you want remembered.
For MPs only
At the pearly gates, St. Peter greeted a minister and a member of parliament and gave them their room keys. “Vicar, here are the keys to one of our nicest single rooms. And for you, Mr MP, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.” The vicar began to protest that this was unfair. “Listen,” St. Peter said, “ministers are a ten a penny up here, but this is the first MP we’ve ever seen.”
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