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Harvest Readings Deuteronomy 26.1-11; Philippians 4.4-9; John 6.25-35
Trinity 18 Readings Amos 6:1a, 4-7; 1 Timothy 6:6-19; Luke 16:19-31

NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Today – Trinity 18
Harvest Thanksgiving Long Lane & Sutton
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Longford
11.00a.m. Harvest Family Service – Sutton
11.00a.m. Harvest Holy Communion – Long Lane
2.00p.m. Holy Baptism – Church Broughton
5.00p.m. Evensong – Trusley
6.30p.m. Evensong – Radbourne
Friday
9.30a.m.-11.30a.m.
Macmillan Coffee  morning – Longford School
10am-noon  Macmillan Coffee morning –  Stoney Roods, Boylestone
7.00p.m. Harvest Service followed by Harvest Supper – Boylestone
7.30p.m. Long Lane Harvest Supper – Wyaston Village Hall
Saturday
10.00a.m.-3.00p.m. Boylestone Scarecrow Festival
Next Sunday – Trinity 19
Harvest Thanksgiving Church Broughton, Longford & Boylestone
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Harvest Praise – Boylestone
10.00a.m. Harvest Family Service – Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Sutton
11.15a.m. Harvest Holy Communion – Longford
3.00p.m. Evensong – Dalbury
5.00p.m. Evensong – Long Lane
Advance Notice
Monday 3rd October Macmillan Coffee – Church Broughton School
Radbourne Harvest Organ Concert
on Saturday 8th October at 7.30p.m.
Radbourne Harvest Service
on Sunday 9th October at 11.00a.m.
Dalbury Harvest Service
Sunday 16th October at 11.00a.m.
Trusley Harvest Service
Sunday 23rd October at 6.45p.m.
We remember in our prayers
Today  Wales The Most Revd Dr Barry Morgan Archbishop of Wales & Bishop of Llandaff
Bishop of Derby’s Harvest appeal
Monday Hereford – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Richard Frith
Hereford – Ludlow – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Alistair James Magowan
St Thomas Somercotes Clergy: Imogen Black
Tuesday  Highveld – (Southern Africa) The Rt Revd David Bannerman
St Michael & All Angels South Normanton Clergy: Stephen Potter
Wednesday Ho – (Ghana, West Africa) The Rt Revd Matthias Mededues-Badohu
Pray for all preparing for the new term at University, especially those leaving home for the first time
Thursday Honduras – (XI, The Episcopal Church) The Rt Revd Lloyd Allen
Michael and All Angels
Friday Hpa-an – (Myanmar) The Rt Revd Saw Stylo
This world
Saturday Huron – (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd Robert Franklin Bennett
Huron – (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd Linda Nicholls
Suffragan Bishop of Huron – (Ontario, Canada) The Rt Revd Terrance Arthur Dance
Repton and Melbourne Deanery. Revd Dr Graham Rutter, Area Dean Lay chairs: Dr Stephen Longden, Mrs Evadne Robbins
Sunday Groaner
Visit
A bishop visited a primary school in his full episcopal attire – with his mitre, robes and bishop’s crook or crozier. A little lad’s mother asked him later what he had thought of the bishop’s visit to his school. The little boy replied: ‘It was great – now I know what a real crook looks like!’
Last words
The Seven Last Words of the Church: ‘We never did it like that before.’
Where?
The poster read: Where will you be on Judgment Day?
The graffiti below read: Still waiting for the Stafford bus.

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Readings Amos 8.4-7; 1 Timothy 2.1-7; Luke 16.1-13

 

NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Today – Trinity 17
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Sutton
9.30a.m. Mattins – Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
10.00a.m. Family Service – Longford
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Dalbury
12noon Holy Communion – Trusley
7.00p.m. Evensong – Long Lane
Thursday
2.45p.m. Long Lane School Harvest Service
Friday 7.30p.m. Sutton Harvest Supper
Tickets £9
Saturday 1.00p.m. Wedding – Radbourne
Next Sunday – Trinity 18
Harvest Thanksgiving Long Lane & Sutton
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Longford
11.00a.m. Harvest Family Service – Sutton
11.00a.m. Harvest Holy Communion – Long Lane
5.00p.m. Evensong – Trusley
6.30p.m. Evensong – Radbourne
Advance Notice
Long Lane Harvest Supper
Friday 30th September at Wyaston Village Hall Ticket £10
Boylestone Harvest Service & Supper
Friday 30th September at 7.00p.m.
Longford Harvest Service
Sunday 2nd October at 11.15a.m.
Church Broughton Harvest Service
Sunday 2nd October at 10.00a.m.
Radbourne Harvest Organ Concert
Saturday 8th October at 7.30p.m.
Radbourne Harvest Service
Sunday 9th October at 11.00a.m.
Dalbury Harvest Service
Sunday 16th October at 11.00a.m.
Trusley Harvest Service
Sunday 23rd October at 5.00p.m.

We remember in our prayers
Today  USA The Most Revd Michael Curry Presiding Bishop of TEC
Monday Guyana – (West Indies) The Rt Revd Charles Davidson
St Helen, Pinxton especially during the vacancy in the post of Vicar:
Clergy: Penny Goodchild, Gill Manley
Tuesday  Gwagwalada – ( Abuja, Nigeria) The Rt Revd Moses Tabwaye
St James Riddings Clergy: Frank Mercurio, Julian Penfold, Imogen Black
Wednesday Haiti – (II, The Episcopal Church) The Rt Revd Jean Duracin
Suffragan Bishop of Haiti – (II, The Episcopal Church) The Rt Revd Oge Beauvoir
Matthew, Apostle
Thursday Hanuato’o – (Melanesia) The Rt Revd Alfred Karibongi
Christ Church, Ironville Clergy:
Frank Mercurio, Julian Penfold
Friday Harare – (Central Africa) The Rt Revd Dr Chad Nicholas Gandiya
University Chaplains Adam Dickens (University of Derby) Ingrid Keith (Buxton) , Bernard Randall (Trent college
Saturday Hawaii – (VIII, The Episcopal Church) The Rt Revd Robert Fitzpatrick
Bishop of Derby’s Harvest Appeal
Sunday Groaner
Not all
Dear Minister: I know that God loves everyone but He has never met my sister. Love Peter (aged 7)

Unseen
A small girl greeting her father on his return from a journey by air and learning that he had flown above the clouds, asked if he had seen God. ‘Well, no,’ said her father, ‘you can’t see God like that because He doesn’t have a body.’
‘Oh,’ she said, with pity and disappointment, ‘only head and legs?”

Permission
Extract from an official letter notifying residents of a new boundary road: ‘It is hoped to take the new by-pass through the old cemetery, provided we can get permission from the various bodies concerned.’

Egg
What did the egg in the monastery say?
‘Out of the frying pan and into the friar.’

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Readings Exodus 32.7-14; 1 Timothy 1.12-17; Luke 15.1-10

 

NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Today – Trinity 16
8.30a.m. Holy Communion – Long Lane
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Radbourne
11.00a.m. Mattins – Sutton
12.10p.m. Holy Communion – Trusley
5.00p.m.m. Holy Communion – Boylestone
6.30p.m. Evensong – Longford
Tuesday 7.30p.m. Church Broughton PCC
Next Sunday – Trinity 17
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Sutton
9.30a.m. Mattins – Boylestone
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
10.00a.m. Family Service
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Dalbury
12noon Holy Communion – Trusley
7.00p.m. Evensong – Long Lanme
We remember in our prayers
Today  Uganda The Most Revd Stanley Ntagali Archbishop of Uganda & and Bishop of Kampala
Assistant Bishop of Kampala – (Uganda) The Rt Revd Hannington Mutebi
Education Sunday
Monday Guadalcanal – (Melanesia) The Rt Revd Nathan Tome
North Wingfield Team Ministry: the parish of St Bartholomew Clay Cross, Clergy: Colin Cooper, Richard Law, Marcia Bown, Maggie Limb
Tuesday  Guatemala – (Central America) The Most Revd Armando Guerra Soria

Panama – (Central America) The Rt Revd Julio Murray
North Wingfield Team Ministry: the parish of St Mary, Pilsley, Clergy: Colin Cooper, Richard Law, Marcia Bown, Maggie Limb
Wednesday Guildford – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Andrew John Watson

Guildford – Dorking – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Jo Bailey Wells
North Wingfield Team Ministry: the parish of St Lawrence North Wingfield, Clergy: Colin Cooper, Richard Law, Marcia Bown, Maggie Limb
Thursday Guinea – (West Africa, West Africa) The Rt Revd Jacques Boston
Friday Gujarat – (North India) The Rt Revd Silvans Christian
North Wingfield Team Ministry: the parish of St Barnabas, Danesmoor Clergy: Colin Cooper, Richard Law, Marcia Bown, Maggie Limb
Saturday Gusau – (Kaduna, Nigeria) The Rt Revd John Garba
North Wingfield Team Ministry: the parish of St John Tupton Clergy: Colin Cooper, Richard Law, Marcia Bown, Maggie Limb
Sunday Groaner
Visit
A bishop visited a primary school in his full episcopal attire – with his mitre, robes and bishop’s crook or crozier. A little lad’s mother asked him later what he had thought of the bishop’s visit to his school. The little boy replied: ‘It was great – now I know what a real crook looks like!’
Cucumber
A small boy asked his mother for a cucumber to take to Junior Church. A slightly puzzled mother complied. Later she asked what it had been used for. ‘Sorry, mum,’ he confessed. ‘I got it wrong. We were supposed to bring a newcomer.’

Not all
Dear Minister: I know that God loves everyone but He has never met my sister. Love Peter (aged 7)

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Readings Deuteronomy 30.15-20; Philemon 1-21; Luke 14.25-33

NOTICES FOR THE WEEK
Today – Trinity 15
8.00a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
9.30a.m. Mattins – Boylestone
10.00a.m. Family Service – Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Sutton
11.15a.m. Holy Communion – Longford
3.00p.m. Evensong – Dalbury
7.00p.m. Evensong – Long Lane
Tuesday 7.30p.m. Long Lane PCC  – Lantana, Long Lane
Saturday
Ride & Stride
 It is hoped that our parish churches plus Etwall, Egginton, Hatton Churches Somersal Herbert will be open together with possibly others. If there is the support for this, it is hoped that we can go ahead aware of the smaller numbers likely to be involved. A sponsor form is available from church and help in manning the churches for at least part of the day would be welcome. If you want to sponsor the rector he will be glad to be sponsored. Proceeds of his sponsorship will be shared between our churches and the DHCCP
Church Broughton Village Show
Next Sunday – Trinity 16
8.30a.m. Holy Communion – Long Lane
9.30a.m. Holy Communion – Church Broughton
11.00a.m. Holy Communion – Radbourne
11.00a.m. Mattins – Sutton
5.00p.m. Holy Communion – Boylestone
6.30p.m. Evensong – Longford

We remember in our prayers
Today  Tanzania The Most Revd Jacob Erasto Chimeledya Archbishop of Tanzania & Bishop of Mpwapwa
Schools – especially those starting at new schools or starting school for the first time
Monday Gitega – (Burundi) The Rt Revd John Nduwayo
Tuesday  Glasgow & Galloway – (Scotland) The Rt Revd Gregor Duncan
Wednesday Gloucester – (Canterbury, England) The Rt Revd Rachel Treweek
Gloucester – Tewkesbury – (Canterbury, England) The Ven Robert Wilfrid Springett
The new Bishop of Repton Jan McFarlane as she begins her ministry in this diocese
Thursday Grafton – (New South Wales, Australia) The Rt Revd Sarah Macneil
Friday Gombe – (Jos, Nigeria) The Rt Revd Henry Ndukuba
Saturday Grahamstown – (Southern Africa) The Rt Revd Ebenezer Ntlali
Sunday Groaner
Church Notices that didn’t quite make it…
A talk on drugs will be given at the next Mothers’ Union meeting. This will be followed by a Bring and Buy Sale.

A sudden gust of wind took all who were at the ceremony by surprise. Hats were blown off and copies of the vicar’s speech and other rubbish were scattered over the site.

The Rector is on holiday this month. Local clergy will be celebrating with us all the Sundays that he is away.

Don’t allow anxiety to kill you. Let the church help.

Don’t miss the Young Wives’ Victorian evening next month. It will be a fun night and some of the women will wear clothes.

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